Batman recieves Nobel's Peace Price Award! 

 

Torbjørn Jagland: "This certainly boosts the credibility of the price" 

  Batman gives a speech on his perceptions of right and wrong before the Nobel's Peace Price Committee

 

Smoooth Batman makes a move at Michelle Obama at the Nobels Peace Price Awards, 2009. He puts his arm around her and groove's the night away. Fuck you criminals!

Irish first lady, Michelle O'Bama, staring at her #1 FAV NOBEL's PeacePrice Award Winner.

The award triggered the eternal superhero-paradox:

 Does superheroes produce supervillains? If so, do superheroes deserve the Nobel's Peace Price Award? 

Batman founds "Justice League of Social Democratic Norway"!

Batman, directing a meeting with his alternate Justice League: Justice League of Social Democratic Norway.

Here, with the co-founders of the organization: Nils (37), Målfrid (42) and Henry (83).

They fight off social democratic super villains, like Elna (79) - who is actually Nils' (37) mother in RL.

TWILIGHT ALERT!!!

Batman engages in internet-hype "planking"!

"I am a trend-Santa!"

Above: Batman "planking" at the subway.

 Above: Batman, "planking" at a public toilet.

Above: Batman "planking" outside bed.

Batman and Pals: "Diversity FTW!"

 "Child Of Innocence" by Michael Jackson: 

Child of innocence, I miss your sunny days
We joyously frolicked in extended plays
Ever since you've left the scene
The streets are lonely, dark and mean

Child of innocence, return to me now
With your simple smile show them how
This world once again can respond to your glance
And heartbeats flutter to the rhythm of your dance

Child of innocence, your elegance, your beauty
Beckons me now beyond the call of duty
Come fly with me far and above
Over the mountains in the land of love

Child of innocence, messenger of joy
You've touched my heart without a ploy
My soul is ablaze with a flagrant fire
To change the world is my deepest desire.

Batman gives a lecture on his perceptions of right and wrong....

... because nobody gets it.

Batman, looking at...

 

 ...fish.

Batman supported Ramsey's candidacy for BigBrother 2001

Batman comforting his pal, Ramsey Suleiman after a BigBrother elimination night in 2001. Batman is obviously empathetic!

 Batman with the full cast from Big Brother Norway 2001.  Batman entered the house at day #2 as an "intruder", with Nathalie (to the right).  Batman was evicted at day #58.